Long nails are somewhat common as an aesthetic/cosmetic choice usually for women (ime). No need to make a joke around accessible design.
Also the parent comment reminded me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VjpcLplkMUs
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One could extrude keys to be softer so that they errode faster and have the symbol all the way though.
Long nails are somewhat common as an aesthetic/cosmetic choice usually for women (ime). No need to make a joke around accessible design.