Here's a kākāpō riding a bicycle instead: https://gist.github.com/simonw/19574e1c6c61fc2456ee413a24528...

I don't think it quite captures their majesty: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C4%81k%C4%81p%C5%8D

Now that I've looked it all up, I feel like that's much more accurate to a real kākāpō than the pelican is to a real pelican. It's almost as if it thinks a pelican is just a white flamingo with a different beak.