Considering these questions, have you honestly answered "yes" to the last one?

I've had to take the MMPI [1] for an employer before. About 500 true/false questions to screen for mental health disorders. Some of the questions seem quite outlandish but taken as a whole make sense.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personal...

I'm sorry what?

It’s a joke about the pattern of questions

It also assumes that one knows that rabies can cause hydrophobia:

https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/16749/why-does-r...