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I swear this DB could solve all the technical problems in the world and it will still have an image problem ... unless that is the point.


"Please avoid introducing classic flamewar topics unless you have something genuinely new to say about them."

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html


Do you have a list of classic flamewar topics?


No; such a list would encourage flamewars about the topics not on it and metaflamewars about the list itself.


So basically the list is in your head? That's not very open.


HN is moderated! That means humans making interpretations and judgment calls. There's no way to make that 'open' in the sense I imagine you mean, but we try our best to be 'open' in the sense of being clear about what we're doing and answering questions about particular cases.

What we don't do is formalize everything, because a) that's impossible and b) what a nightmare it would be to try.


Assuming that the animal was chosen based on it's survival traits, I think C. elegans might be a better choice.

ElegantDB?


I think it's a perfect opportunity to combine a rooster and a doobie into a logo.


Someone should write a formal proof of correctness in Coq.


Same discussion every time there is a post about CockroachDB. It's time to get over it.


I actually clicked on the comments to this article specifically to see, and laugh at, the flamewar I knew was going to ensue.


Someone has a solution to your problem:

https://github.com/tschottdorf/bikesheddb


Sounds to me like an opportunity for a dual trademark business model. Similarly to a dual license model where you receive the software with a restrictive license like AGPL whose only purpose is to make the software undesirable to companies and a paid permissive licene like MIT you could also use an undesirable trademark for the free version and a professional trademark that companies are willing to associate themselves with.


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"lol" is the only response to this. fine then, don't use it. why did you even click on this story?

it must be tough being so sensitive, let along being so irrational about judging a piece of tech on actual merit. big diff between cockroachdb and genital warts


Thanks for your concern. I'll be fine.


This sort of reply seems so ludicrous to me. It's a bug. How can you guys use the net, knowing what spider-related metaphors lie hidden in its tangled web?


Easy. It has deeper roots in the internet for me than in insects. You know, multiple definitions.

Cockroach on the other hand is very strongly associated with insects and disgust.

I do think it interferes with adoption. I don't think it'll kill it though.


I think the name's actually pretty good at selling it's key value, particularly to business people / management.

"It's called cockroach db - because it'll survive anything"


That connotation seems obvious but I didn't pick up on it until months after I heard about CockroachDB. For one, a minority of people who know about cockroaches know about their resilience. For two, people who _do_ know that still know that cockroaches are disgusting. The reptile brain is going to react with revulsion even if the higher brain finds the metaphor.


The reptile brain is going to react with revulsion

As someone who knows someone who is very scared of reptiles but had a pet cockroach the irony of this statement amuses me greatly.


For me, I've overlooked it because by the name I assumed it was meant to be a "worse mongoDB". I've found out recently it's more like Postgre.


I stepped on a cockroach last night. Seemed pretty fragile to me.


The colony in your wall endured zero downtime.


It's not called the World Wide Puss Filled Spider Bite, it's called the World Wide Web, I honestly never thought of the spider connotation till you mentioned it.


To be fair, in Ye Olden Days, web crawlers[0] were called spiders.

[0] Of course, web crawlers are no longer called web crawlers, either




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